"If they ask," she said, "You say, 'Sadly there are some women who feel that when they have an intimate experience with someone they need to get paid for it. This is something that is not healthy and I don't accept it or condone it.'"
(Golden bit of info from USA Today)
"Mom... what is a pros-tit-ute?"
"Um, let's see... (pulls out scrap of paper from pocket) 'A woman who feels that when she has an intimate experience with someone, she needs to get paid for it. This is something that is not healthy and I don't accept it or condone it.' Now... look at that little blue birdie, isn't it cute?"
"Wha...? I don't get it!"
(Sighs and throws paper out.) "Remember that chat we had a year ago about what mommies and daddies do when they love each other very much and feel the need to express it in a special way?"
"Um... kind of..."
"Sooo... it's a woman who does that with a man for money, not for love."
"For money?"
"Yeah. And you get sick and stuff."
"Lots of money?"
"Sometimes it's lots, sometimes it's less, honey. And you get sick and stuff, and nobody respects you anymore."
"But... money is necessary. Daddy says money is very important."
"Yes, sweetie. But only if you earn it in a good, honest way, like what Daddy does at the store. Where did you heard that, anyway? At school?"
"Grandma... she said... she said that the Key-dash-ans were prost..."
"Shhh... Who?"
"I said I love Kim... and wanna be pretty like her... and grandma said the Key-dash-ans are prost... prostates... prostits..."
"Shh... I'll have a serious chat with grandma. Stop with the questions already. People are looking at us."
"But-"
"I said shut up, 'kay?"

